Unfunny Designs
Due to 3x3cut1v3 m3ddl1ng (full term cannot be said due to demonetization concerns), our products have unfunny designs on them.
Unappealing Apparel
Our apparel is unappealing, that's all we're gonna say.
Made in the USA
Our products may stink, but they're made in the USA, so you can trust us, somehow.