We never thought we'd see you actually visit our store. In case our ads didn't tell you, our products are humorless and unappealing and should not be purchased by anyone. But if you really want some clothes or you have poor taste in apparel, go ahead and shop. We don't care.
The Classics Collection
Due to 3x3cut1v3 m3ddl1ng (full term cannot be said due to demonetization concerns), our products have unfunny designs on them.
Our apparel is unappealing, that's all we're gonna say.
Our products may stink, but they're made in the USA, so you can trust us, somehow.
